How's this for a DIY project:
"Stephen Colbert!!! I'm sitting on your face!
The couch creates a forced perspective, with the appropriate subject matter of Stephen Colbert… I must say, look at all the pictures, the face changes as you move about the room.
People will gravitate to the precise place in the room looking for where the face is most accurate. While you round them up make sure your finger is ready on the dead switch to the trap door to you basement where you keep all Colbert Couch huff puff nay sayers."
Currently for sale by Etsian Matt Charlan.